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Hillbilly Horoscopes

The Prater's Creek Gazette

17th Issue Spring 2008 Page #8


 So You Gave That Girl A Valentine, And She Likes You! So, Be The First To Identify The Songs From Which The Lyrics Are From And Win A Free Drovers' T-Shirt!!

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AstronomerARIES (MARCH.21-APRIL.19) My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat!

TAURUS (APRIL.20-MAY.20) When she walks by, raw meat becomes well done.

GEMINI (MAY.21-JUNE.21) She's an artist, she don't look back.

CANCER (JUNE.22-JULY.22) She's some kind of wonderful, yes she is she's some kind of wonderful!

LEO (JULY.23-AUGUST.22) She couldn't help thinking there was a little bit more to life somewhere else. After all it was a great big world with lots of places to run to.

VIRGO (AUG.23-SEPT.22) Oh and just one kiss she'd fill them long summer nights with tenderness.

LIBRA (SEPT.23-OCT.23) Well, she strolled on up to me and said, "Hey, big boy, whats your name?"
Hey, hey!

SCORPIO (OCT.24-NOV.21) She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. Let them eat cake she says
Just like Marie Antoinette.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV.22-DEC.21) She Faith Healer Adlooks like some painting that'd be in a Parisian gallery, or some poem from the 16th century.

CAPRICORN (DEC.22-JAN.19) She's a very sexy girl, the kind you can't take home to mother.

AQUARIUS (JAN.20-FEB.18) She asked me why the singer's name was Alice, I said listen baby you really wouldn't understand.

PISCES (FEB.19-MARCH.20) She aches just like a woman, she makes love just like woman, but she breaks just like a little  girl.


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